cooperbettycooper:

shutyourmoustache:

skelatal-remains:

torios:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

mamalizmas:

dreamlightasafeather:

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

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HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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// BTS Music + Links//

just-a-dash-of-bts:

 Korean

2 Cool 4 Skool (Debut - 2013)

O!RUL8 2? (Oh! Are You Late 2?) (2013)

Skool Luv Affair (2014)

Dark & Wild (2014)

The Most Beautiful Moment in Life pt. 1 (2015)

The Most Beautiful Moment in life pt. 2 (2015)

The Most Beautiful Moment in Life: Young Forever (2016)

CD 1

CD 2

Wings (2016)

You Never Walk Alone (2017)

Love Yourself: Her (2017)

Japanese

Wake Up (2014)

Youth (2016)

Singles ( AKA not sure where else to put these)

Mix Tapes

RM (2015)

Agust D (2016)

Pre-Debut

Covers

OST

Collabs

Other

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chanyoel:

hi I’m kelsey.

I’m in a really bad situation at the moment and it’s really hard for me to even write this, I’m not one to usually ask or even open up when help is needed but this is really urgent and apparently this is all I have left. 

So my mum was recently diagnosed with a disability called MS which is basically like brain damage and it affects the whole body, she had to leave her job because she’s in so much pain and she was on sick pay for a while which did help but now she’s not getting any money and even the government won’t give her money. 

Keep reading

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kushandwizdom:

 

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gotjhope:
“bts japan official fanmeeting vol.3 dvd (no sub)
fanmeeting:
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• pt4: google drive // youtube
special features:
• vcr making film: google drive //...

gotjhope:

bts japan official fanmeeting vol.3 dvd (no sub)

fanmeeting:
• pt1: google drive // youtube
• pt2: google drive // youtube
• pt3: google drive // youtube
• pt4: google drive // youtube

special features:
• vcr making film: google drive // youtube
• md&poster making film: google drive // youtube
• fukuoka making film: google drive // youtube
• nagoya making film: google drive // youtube
• osaka making film: google drive // youtube

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// Eat Jin episode list//

fuckmybiaslist:

Here are all the Eat Jin episodes so far, along with brief descriptions. 

SEASON 1

  • 150520:  Eating big skewers and other fun stuff.  x
  • 150525:  Eating some noodles and meats off a tiny plate.  x
  • 150531:  Eating a ginormous bowl of noodles.  x
  • 150604:  Jjajangmyeon Timed Challenge!  Raw/Eng 
  • 150622:  Eating takeout while lounging on the floor of the practice room. x
  • 150630:  Eating assorted foods including pastries and chicken while looking angelic in a white button up and white shorts. x
  • 150706:  Juicy burger fun time round #1. x
  • 150715:  Taste test - trying out melon, strawberry and banana chicken  (special guest Kookie!) Raw/Eng 
  • 150720:  Putting away assorted tasty foods (lots of meats) while wearing a uniform shirt with his cuffs undone.  x 
  • 150729:  Hot Soup on rice while wearing a chefs outfit! x
  • 150813:  Juicy burger round 2, not getting even a tiny drop of grease on his plain white tee. x 
  • 150820:  Special Food! Super tasty mango rice + special mystery dessert liberated from V App filming.  Raw/Eng
  • 150825:  Jimin does commentary while he films Jin ripping through two giant plates of food. Raw/Eng
  • 150830:  Special Food! Brave Jin takes on multiple pieces of Chicago Deep dish pizza while wearing all white (of course). Raw/Eng
  • 150912:  Wasabi Wadd punishment.  Raw/Eng
  • 150923:  Epic Steak feast. Raw/Eng
  • 151005:  Sleepy breakfast time.
  • 151015:  Surprise live Eat Jin on the V App aka noodle slurpfest x
  • 151022:  White Sauce Destroyer x
  • 151217:  Surprise Eat Jin on the V App aka Pizza n Pasta Fest (paid for by the company): Part 1, Part 2
  • 151220: Eat Jin feat. 95z (this one was uploaded on 150921 but not made public until 151220) Raw/Eng
  • 160226: Eat Jin feat. Yoongi on the V App aka YoonJin Meat Fest 2k16 x
  • 160611 - Eat Jin Live with the whole group! x
  • 160622 - (put up 160624) Eat Jin feat. musical eating and dancing with kookie! x
  • 160713 - BTS Live in Osaka (만다꼬 + Eat Jin) After Concert Fun x

SEASON 2 - Kim Seokjin Introduces The Food While Eating

  • 160725 - Intro To Chicken / Season 2 start! Raw/Eng
  • 161201 - JINSTA START Pink coat Steak fest on the V App x
  • 161203 - JINSTA Eat Jin Birthday Buffet Raw/Eng
  • 161214 - Eat Jin @ Bangtan Bomb feat. backstage eats Raw/Eng 
  • 161215 - Eat Jin + chimchim + kook eat candy on the V App x
  • 170423 - Eat Jin + JM + JK - steaks and singing backstage after WINGS in Thailand on the V App x
  • 170621 - Eat Jin Live on the V App (Nasi Goreng & more) x

I’m going to do my best to keep this updated, let me know if I left anything out!

Edit: updated - 170714

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kthish:

taegi dragging each other (x)

bonus:

image

love is in the air 😂

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